horngry.

It’s been like a year and I’m still pissed at Lena Dunham for ruining q-tips for me.

tryna give off that don’t fuck with me vibe.

alternative title: dgafing amongst overpriced rug samples. 

tryna give off that don’t fuck with me vibe.

alternative title: dgafing amongst overpriced rug samples. 

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in 5th grade my best friends and i did a choreographed dance to venga boys “we like to party” at the DARE graduation assembly and naturally in 7th grade we went on to do a lip sync to “born to be wild” and despite all that we never achieved the popularity we were so desperately seeking. 

foodnun:

Omfg

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futurefantastic:

battybatty:

Date a guy who opens your jars and wine bottles for you

"please. please stop opening all my jars and wine bottles. I’m not ready for them yet. you’re just letting it all go bad. my whole house smells like wine and pickles and I can’t live like this"

(via circumcising)

tokachiku:

hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team

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rebirth

rebirth